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vested interests

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you want to know the enemy

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that's the enemy what about your average

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american

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baby cube abbott is seen in every small

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town and every small mine from here to

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baton rouge excuse me you're in

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journalism

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i'm in government

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the republic says things we do though

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you should try coming to washington

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right now i have this round-trip ticket

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to sacramento

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so we're all getting invited to

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washington

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i think i'll go eat

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personal history i guess we could all

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write one of those huh

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yeah

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it's getting pretty warm in here isn't

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it

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aren't you going to eat

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and you course

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i really like to wait that long

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there's always one

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on every train

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i'm not really hungry myself yet i guess

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i'll wait too

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now i'll never get any lunch

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he'll want to come with me

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first he'll grab the check then he'll

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grab me

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under the table

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can i talk to you

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you can talk while i listen

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you're putting me in my place may i know

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what place you're putting me in

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a nice little bourgeois niche with a

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two-car garage anywhere between here and

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who gives a damn i live in cleveland as

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a matter of fact

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but i spend almost half my time in nyc

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business

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kind of business

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yes

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traveling salesman

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if it sounds any better to you i'm an

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executive in brickhouse steel

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it was this austrian millionaire died

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and his obituary said he was an iron and

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steel

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karl krauss said it should have said he

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was an iron and stole

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i put you down as a radical the moment i

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heard your voice

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how about a drink i bet you let me get

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on with my reading if you know what that

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is

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radical and aggressive

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attack me i defend myself should there

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be a law against it i'm not going for it

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i hate to walk over

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okay with you if i improve myself

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you seem to have room for it

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subscription form on page six

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i'll just take a nibble before i send my

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dollar if you don't mind

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the role of the masses in industrial

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planning cannot fail to be commanding in

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the years ahead i'd sooner subscribe to

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the horseshit gazette

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the coming struggle more karl marx for

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beginners

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why struggle when he could be coming

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anyway

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enlighten me we have two whole days for

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the process and lightning over a drink

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and we just might come in under schedule

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can mona lisa speak or is she stuck in

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the silent era

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i don't go i'm chicken i do go i'm

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could be an article here sex and the

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modern female let's go to the dining car

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it'll at least be cooler i got a bottle

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of whiskey in my compartment i know it's

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cooler there

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i promise to leave the door open maybe

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it's better we just don't go through it

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more fun if we do

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fun plays no part in my agenda right now

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i'm doing

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it's a little bright in here don't you

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think

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that's better

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anything else for you sir we have

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everything we want

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man

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leave the door

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first and obvious question how did you

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get into journalism and why i bit and

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i wanted to tell people the truth

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and did you find they wanted to hear it

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son

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can i ask you something that's the glory

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of this kind of thing isn't it

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glory may be overdoing it slightly

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what's the significance of this

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well we had a little officer's club in

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france during the war

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the four deuces we called ourselves

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so what kind of a thing is this brooks

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brothers doesn't inform me custom-made

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they put the duda on gratis i order a

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dozen at a time gets it over with

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strangers on a train

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you can really talk to strangers

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leone thinks i'm stodgy buying my shirts

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like that i get everything at brooks

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brothers your wife

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i got her in cleveland

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she never comes with you on trips

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she's a homebody i guess she takes care

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of the kids we've got the three

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you've been peaking

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she's smart basser

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you probably like each other she's a

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little radical around the edges herself

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goes to french classes french too good

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she'll never understand why you wasted

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your time talking to poor old jerry

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see what i mean about these trips

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catholics go to confession we have to

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take a train to california

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why are you going i have to see my dad i

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have something i have to tell him

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you're going to get married

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again

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do you have a first wife

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first wife no

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first love that was a long time ago in

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new york

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eleanor

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do you like the uniform captain breen

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u.s cavalry

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what does your father think about your

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politics same as you i guess

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didn't always though

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in the old days he fought the bosses all

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the way the old railroad crowd he really

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locked horns with those bastards

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at least those bastards opened the

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country didn't i imagine still having a

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frontier to cross

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i think 40's too old to do things much

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oh there you are don't worry i still

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have my clothes on excuse me and my

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knees together

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how about if i order some lunch in here

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i could survive a little blotting

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paper i had a buddy in the war he used

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to say there's only one war i ever want

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to be in after this and that's the sex

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he drowned and the river sang pie-eyed

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you have to go to paris

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as soon as the war breaks out

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friends i had then i've never had one

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like that people never do once they're

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grown up do they once they're married if

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you even think that you'd like to marry

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a girl you know the first thing that

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happens is and i'm not talking about

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cheating that's small potatoes

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it it just

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a man doesn't want his wife to

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understand him my husband and i

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understood each other totally i don't

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believe wilbur ever had a thought he

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didn't share with me and you loved

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wilbur so much

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that you went and took up with another

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man you were sure he'd understand and

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did he he was devastated

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so now you're gonna marry the other one

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after i got my divorce from wilbur i

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didn't want bunny anymore but when i'm

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marrying it's called max

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that sounds positively bearded to me are

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you in love with him

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we're much more liked than wilbur and i

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ever were he's a bit of a bohemian too

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he's also very selfish sounds ideal uh

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was so good and he was so vulnerable

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the back of his neck was like a little

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boys if you ask me you're still in love

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the back of his neck

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you remind me of a priest

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when i used to go to confession you're

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catholic was

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didn't you say something about lunch i

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have this terrific appetite suddenly

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you sure it's for lunch totally positive

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is your dad gonna like this new man in

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yours max well i have to warn you

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including the beard

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i think it's time i said thank you very

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much for the hospitality i think you're

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absolutely right

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it's getting choppy out there i think i

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better crawl back to my own cabin don't

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you think so skipper

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i bet you read a lot of books

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i bet you haven't

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you want to hear my favorite quote

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what else am i waiting for

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rule one never quote poetry to men

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all poetry is an invitation right what

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isn't in my experience

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i am my own woman well at ease

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jeffrey chaucer canterbury tales

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am my own woman

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and i'm easy with right

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and are

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you easy

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do you want to hear the story of

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crusader in modern dress mercury theater

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style

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i'll give you strictly the condensed

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version okay

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this little girl's been just about

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everybody's

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take them as they come and believe me

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mister

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they come

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lame ducks welcome

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meet the greenwich village swan of the

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year

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do you want to know what exhaustive

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researches have revealed in the vacuum

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the evaluation of the opposite sex

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and this little girl's not wholly limits

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its experience

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the hands ones aren't worth the damn

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pretty boys make lousy lovers

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which includes max

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mix and whatever you got with his

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straight nose

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i'm not saying that all men are

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unreliable but they're reliable and

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the reliable ones are weird-looking

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including the backs of their necks

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the rich ones

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were lifts they were

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they were eyeglasses

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and they can very very

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rarely find the keys to their trust

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funds

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the clever ones

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peach de's enough

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are almost always elkies and i cannot

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bite a drinker

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unless they're swishy and

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my idea of a healthy diet i had to tell

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you this

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is very seldom passed the fruitcake

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which

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brings us

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am i monopolizing this conversation

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which brings us

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to the serious ones the serious ones are

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not to be found in prick house

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steel

291
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not on a bat

292
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i'm being candid here to the

293
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point of self incrimination

294
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leveling with a class enemy

295
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should i maybe get myself on the line

296
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or can you get me moscow direct

297
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you don't belong in their class in a

298
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month of sundays

299
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be with jeffrey chaucer says you are

300
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a princess

301
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jeffrey said that

302
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:56,079
i haven't read him in ages

303
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,519
i think i'll travel alone

304
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holla

305
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:05,800
and get him from the library

306
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:21,279
restoration is a library

307
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,560
on this boat

308
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,639
library's closed right now me too

309
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,519
is that a doorknob could be

310
00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:36,440
it feels like it's just my size

311
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,440
good night

312
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dream about me if you can

313
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,800
moscow isn't answering your call no dice

314
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still man

315
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that's me on the line and my answer is

316
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in

317
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oh

318
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:03,320
feels like n-o-w to me

319
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[Music]

320
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:17,079
cheyenne wyoming next up

321
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cheyenne wyoming next

322
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:39,520
[Music]

323
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did mommy's little girl get safely home

324
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:47,840
drunk but in other respects undefiled

325
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,480
uh oh

326
00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,640
please god dreamboat is no longer there

327
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,520
oh no

328
00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:08,480
that damn shirt

329
00:18:09,039 --> 00:18:10,799
maybe nothing really happened maybe i

330
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:15,440
just passed out maybe i only dreamed

331
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,480
no

332
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,400
i didn't

333
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,960
i didn't

334
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,240
father i have sinned against heaven and

335
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,840
against max and i'm no more

336
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,600
keep calm nobody has to know

337
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,240
can i fetch you folks some breakfast

338
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,280
jesus christ the whole world knows major

339
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,080
headlines front page

340
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,440
later please

341
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,840
yes ma'am

342
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:49,039
holy virgin now i remember all of it

343
00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:52,480
some of all of it

344
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,039
oh my god now he knows it all

345
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:56,720
i'm the kind of a girl uses a pin in her

346
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,120
pants

347
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,960
you're a son of a [ __ ] but you're a

348
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,640
tidy son of a [ __ ] so what you should

349
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:08,200
do with my stockings

350
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,679
where is my other stalking big boy

351
00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:21,840
he probably tipped the waiter with it

352
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,480
god damn it

353
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,600
where have you been sugar

354
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,440
theorist he beats me black and blue and

355
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,160
then he calls me dearest mr america

356
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,600
wouldn't you know it now we're into the

357
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,679
big musical number have i maybe seen the

358
00:19:53,679 --> 00:19:54,960
show

359
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,480
with me i'll fix it with leonie to get a

360
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,559
divorce the club car had had the air

361
00:19:58,559 --> 00:19:59,679
conditioning none of this would have

362
00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:02,400
happened i love you sweetie i'm engaged

363
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,520
you could never have done the things

364
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,559
that you did if you were in love with

365
00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:07,360
anybody else i was tight mr

366
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,280
jerry excuse me he's my name jerry

367
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,039
blaine terrific i didn't do things you

368
00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:13,280
did hell you didn't a girl like you

369
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,880
doesn't let a man have her just because

370
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,320
she's tight

371
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,000
kiss me beautiful

372
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,840
mind if i throw up first

373
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:25,550
[Music]

374
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,400
don't be nice to me i just may throw up

375
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,400
again

376
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,679
take it like medicine

377
00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:40,240
i hate to think of the porter mustang

378
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,760
he thinks he's 10 bucks to the good i'll

379
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,039
give him 10 more when i get off he

380
00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:45,039
thinks you're the tops

381
00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:47,600
so i'm a 10 buck tomato

382
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,280
i'm not letting you go

383
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,200
whatever damn commie newspaper you write

384
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,679
for just what i always wanted a

385
00:20:53,679 --> 00:20:55,200
capitalist son of a [ __ ] who knows how

386
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,039
to tip sleeping car attendance a man

387
00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:59,840
with no shame no accent no beard and

388
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,679
personalized shirts made by the dozen a

389
00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:03,760
gentleman called jerry

390
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:07,679
if only this had happened 10 years ago

391
00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:10,320
do you like 14 year old girls does leone

392
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,360
know about this

393
00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:18,320
i wasn't so fat then were you taller too

394
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,600
i'm full payment okay

395
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,240
like hell

396
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,840
you owe me more than that

397
00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:39,799
and yourself

398
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:52,329
[Music]

399
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,080
i think the library's open yet

400
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,400
you've had all the books you're ever

401
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,280
gonna need to have

402
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,159
i need you angel

403
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,600
yeah i'm gonna have you

404
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,070
[Music]

405
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,080
why do we do the things we do

406
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:27,159
if the comrades could see me now

407
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:34,280
stand by for a fascist invasion

408
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,320
oh angel

409
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,610
angel

410
00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:51,030
[Music]

411
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,799
you remember your first time

412
00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:57,360
vividly

413
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,480
mine was called kiki

414
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,799
she said

415
00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:06,799
i can still see that derriere going up

416
00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:08,799
the rickety stairs ahead of me i was

417
00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:10,320
shaking like i was going to my own

418
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,679
execution and she knew it

419
00:23:13,679 --> 00:23:16,559
i was uh

420
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,400
a little

421
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,320
quick on the trigger

422
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,400
as you can maybe imagine

423
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,880
easily she was very understanding like

424
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,000
you would be

425
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,600
don't necessarily bank on that

426
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,600
kiki knew a thing or three that's for

427
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,520
sure i was shocked if you can believe

428
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,360
that i can believe anything if it isn't

429
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,120
nice i was afraid she might put

430
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,840
something extra on the tab imagine i was

431
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,360
already an officer

432
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:45,679
and i was still 12 years old maxima

433
00:23:45,679 --> 00:23:48,720
don't you love him could you love him

434
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,799
picture of a capitalist [ __ ] growing his

435
00:23:50,799 --> 00:23:52,559
head off and never guessing what a noise

436
00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:55,039
he's making

437
00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:57,679
i sure hate sex sometimes

438
00:23:57,679 --> 00:23:59,760
his sex in particular

439
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,240
and the war that goes with it

440
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,360
he really thinks he won so he invites

441
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,080
kiki to the victory parade she taught

442
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,840
him everything he knows and he sure

443
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,840
knows a trick or two not that i'm

444
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,840
impressed i'm not

445
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,440
but

446
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,240
rydom cowboy seems to be the motto all

447
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,360
right

448
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:22,480
did you ever play golf

449
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,320
golf you should just see the chorus at

450
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,840
del monte or we could go to france

451
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,600
i could acquire a swing just in time to

452
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,440
go fight fascism

453
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,200
tell you what you do

454
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,120
go back to leone

455
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,799
i tell her the whole story tell her

456
00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:41,039
nothing whatsoever leonie's got a lot of

457
00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:43,440
good qualities you'd like each other

458
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,600
we could do french together

459
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,960
maybe kiki could come give us some

460
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,559
special tuition maybe we could all live

461
00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:50,159
together the three of us menage a trois

462
00:24:50,159 --> 00:24:51,600
now there's a french lesson they haven't

463
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,720
maybe had in cleveland yet

464
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,200
how about an apartment of your own

465
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,559
central park west someplace

466
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,840
do you like black seal gundy's by any

467
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,120
chance

468
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,520
red says fender belts

469
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,919
peekaboo braziers little holes cut out

470
00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:19,360
porter doesn't everybody

471
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,919
excuse me can you do something for me

472
00:25:21,919 --> 00:25:24,000
possibly because i need it i'll get you

473
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
a charge account you can throw away that

474
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,919
safety pin of yours live dangerously at

475
00:25:27,919 --> 00:25:30,559
my expense i don't even like to say this

476
00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:32,960
man's first name i am seriously

477
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,760
reluctant to say his first name

478
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,919
jerry it's time you had a real man in

479
00:25:37,919 --> 00:25:40,400
your life

480
00:25:40,559 --> 00:25:43,200
someone uh

481
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,039
he isn't going to say really take care

482
00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:47,760
of me is he really take care of you

483
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,240
bingo

484
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,480
for 10 years i've been feeling as if i'd

485
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,919
missed the boat

486
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:56,080
boats get a long way in ten years that

487
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,240
can involve a very big step between dock

488
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,080
and deck you're once-in-a-lifetime

489
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,760
material and here it's been twice

490
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,200
already that should just about wrap me

491
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,919
up shouldn't it

492
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,279
dear dear mr breen

493
00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:11,200
it's a jury didn't i tell you i

494
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,880
consulted the supreme soviet we all

495
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,760
prefer mr breen

496
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,240
how about

497
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,720
mrs breen

498
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:33,640
[Music]

499
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,960
you don't marry me what'll happen to you

500
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,640
that's a terrible life you're leaving

501
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,400
in a few years

502
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,159
you're going to be one of those bohemian

503
00:26:44,159 --> 00:26:46,720
horrors

504
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,880
with greasy hair and and long earrings

505
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,440
from new mexico

506
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,000
it makes me sick to think about it

507
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,159
ask your father

508
00:26:58,159 --> 00:26:59,840
you fell in love with me precisely

509
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,640
because that's what i am a bohemian no

510
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,760
that's not what you really are

511
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,640
you're not a sweet girl don't underneath

512
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,559
you're just a sweet girl who doesn't

513
00:27:10,559 --> 00:27:14,159
want anybody to know it i know it

514
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,600
no plutocrat calls me sweet and gets

515
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,399
away with it

516
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,039
you don't want to marry uh

517
00:27:25,039 --> 00:27:27,279
what's his name

518
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,799
max

519
00:27:28,799 --> 00:27:30,640
max isn't it

520
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,600
sure i do don't i

521
00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:39,360
don't make me laugh i won't cry

522
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,640
do i

523
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,799
i don't want to laugh or cry what do i

524
00:27:42,799 --> 00:27:45,799
do

525
00:27:52,559 --> 00:27:54,559
it's been the happiest time of my life i

526
00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:56,559
mean that

527
00:27:56,559 --> 00:27:58,640
are you promised that you'll call me

528
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,720
no excuse me i'll come and meet you on

529
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,399
your way back if it's the last thing i

530
00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:04,559
do

531
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,600
you're not gonna marry max anybody

532
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,360
you're gonna marry me or nobody at all

533
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:13,920
[Applause]

534
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,520
[Music]

535
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,360
why do we never say the things we mean

536
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,150
to say

537
00:28:18,150 --> 00:28:20,000
[Music]

538
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,200
i went to visit my father

539
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,039
i acted like it was just one more trip

540
00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:26,559
to see him

541
00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:30,360
he knew it was the last

542
00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:34,799
i left him without even mentioning max

543
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,159
there are no real words to say goodbye

544
00:28:38,159 --> 00:28:39,420
with

545
00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:50,249
[Music]

546
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,080
i went and called breen and told him the

547
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,320
train i was catching

548
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,440
nice girls keep their promises

549
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,960
but why do they promise in the first

550
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,360
place

551
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,720
god help

552
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,960
would i me recognize you

553
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,240
if you're not wearing a shirt

554
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,640
could you possibly be a little more like

555
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,320
gary cooper than memory suggests

556
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,159
with the right tater in the right ideas

557
00:29:40,159 --> 00:29:44,000
a tad more in the way of conversation

558
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,760
what do i really want

559
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:52,279
mr left and mr right

560
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,360
sweetheart

561
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,000
you're really here

562
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,600
in a couple of weeks i'm going to philly

563
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,840
stay in three nights come with me

564
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,760
what second prize i'll take that mr

565
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,720
breen

566
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,559
it's still jerry and he still wants to

567
00:30:28,559 --> 00:30:30,960
marry you

568
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,159
how's leone

569
00:30:34,159 --> 00:30:38,559
and the two boys and the girl

570
00:30:38,559 --> 00:30:40,080
jerry

571
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,640
you shouldn't have

572
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,000
listen

573
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,840
we've booked a vacation the whole family

574
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,919
we're going to vermont

575
00:30:47,919 --> 00:30:49,520
i promise to teach jerry junior how to

576
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,720
shoot

577
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,480
right between the eyes

578
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,760
i'll talk to leonie after that

579
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,039
yeah i'd give anything

580
00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:02,840
to go with you right now

581
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,320
but you can't you mustn't

582
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,880
you're right

583
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,399
we have to be sensible don't we

584
00:31:12,799 --> 00:31:15,840
how was your father really sad fairy

585
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,840
i hope i get to see him one day

586
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,000
i'll come see you in new york just as

587
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,640
soon as i can

588
00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:31,200
i'll just editorialize until you get

589
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,840
there

590
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,320
till then sweetheart

591
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,320
oh no i bet it's the shirt

592
00:31:41,919 --> 00:31:45,039
before the revolution

593
00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:48,039
brothers

594
00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:04,000
will he come to new york

595
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,159
he'll come

596
00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:10,559
the book dinner in some fancy place

597
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,799
the conversation will be strained and

598
00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:17,679
raunchy by turns

599
00:32:17,679 --> 00:32:19,600
he'll talk about fidelity and get off on

600
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,240
betrayal

601
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,919
we'll go back to his room at del

602
00:32:23,919 --> 00:32:25,600
monaco's and he'll want to do stuff we

603
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,080
never did before

604
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,720
then he'll sigh and look at his watch

605
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,480
time sure does fly when you're happy

606
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,279
he'll say he'll be coming back

607
00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:41,039
but he won't

608
00:32:41,039 --> 00:32:44,000
you'll go back to leone

609
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,080
so much for strangers on a train

610
00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:51,440
there has to be more to the future than

611
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:56,120
jerry breen executive lover

612
00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,120
unless there's less

613
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,680
[Music]

614
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,800
ah

615
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:26,069
[Music]

616
00:33:28,860 --> 00:34:08,650
[Music]

617
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,560
so

618
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,019
[Music]

619
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,239
so

620
00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:37,040
[Music]

621
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,040
wow

622
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:52,000
hello kid been waiting long i couldn't

623
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,480
hear the bell

624
00:34:55,119 --> 00:34:56,879
how about a cocktail sweet might that be

625
00:34:56,879 --> 00:34:58,720
an idea i'll make them i'm fine here you

626
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:02,599
go get dressed all right

627
00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:12,320
they lived in the roaring twenties that

628
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,560
era of wonderful nonsense when everyone

629
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,359
smoked drank and kissed easily

630
00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:19,680
he was a charmer with a voice as

631
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,079
intimate as the rustle of sheets

632
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,320
she was one of those anxious young women

633
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,480
caught in his web

634
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,359
here

635
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:29,520
surrounded by gifts paid for by

636
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,240
unwitting husbands she came for her

637
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,119
evening of passion

638
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,160
welcoming you back ladies and gentlemen

639
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,400
on this enchanting new york night it's

640
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,240
johnny johnson in this orchestra from

641
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,119
the astor roof

642
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,079
hey kid

643
00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:56,000
would you like some more light no i like

644
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
it better in the desk like this it's

645
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,079
sweet

646
00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:03,680
dusk is so personal somehow

647
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,119
this is nice so nice being here

648
00:36:07,119 --> 00:36:09,110
it's nice and peaceful

649
00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:10,640
[Music]

650
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,599
oh lord why can't people just be

651
00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:15,760
peaceful

652
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,720
that's little enough to ask isn't it

653
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,200
why does there have to be so much hell

654
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,440
all the time there doesn't have to be

655
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,920
there's never any need for hell there's

656
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,839
an awful lot of it around sweet there

657
00:36:27,839 --> 00:36:29,359
certainly is

658
00:36:29,359 --> 00:36:31,040
but second raiders are stirred pal

659
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,800
first-rate people wouldn't

660
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,400
uni never have another bit of it in your

661
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,079
beautiful life if you could just manage

662
00:36:36,079 --> 00:36:37,680
to give up that band of spitting

663
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,280
hellcats that constantly prowl around

664
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,960
you my lamb

665
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,119
oh hobie i've been wanting to tell you

666
00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:45,280
for so long but it's so rotten hard to

667
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,160
say

668
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,680
if i say it it makes me sound like one

669
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,160
of them it makes me seem jealous

670
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,560
just i worry so about you

671
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,960
you're so fine you're so lovely and it

672
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,960
nearly kills me to see you just eaten up

673
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,560
by a lot of things like

674
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,560
margot wadsworth or

675
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,160
mrs holt or

676
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,079
evie maynard and those

677
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:05,839
so much better than that you know that's

678
00:37:05,839 --> 00:37:08,160
why i'm saying it i haven't got a stitch

679
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,160
of jealousy in me

680
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,200
jealous

681
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,800
good heavens if i was gonna be jealous

682
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,720
i'd be about someone worthwhile and not

683
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:15,520
some

684
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,480
silly

685
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,760
stupid

686
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,280
idol

687
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,040
worthless

688
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,560
hysterical

689
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,400
promiscuous

690
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,320
sex ridden

691
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,400
no

692
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,760
i'm sorry

693
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,839
i guess i'm sorry

694
00:37:31,839 --> 00:37:33,200
maybe the way they behave isn't really

695
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,640
their fault

696
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,160
after all they'll never know how lovely

697
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,240
it is when we're alone together

698
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:42,560
oh it is hobie isn't it isn't it

699
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,200
uh-huh

700
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,920
hobie

701
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,760
hey you promised you'd forget about last

702
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,359
wednesday you said you'd never remember

703
00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:52,400
it again

704
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,040
oh whatever made me do it making scenes

705
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,960
having tantrums rushing out in the

706
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,240
middle of the night and then crawling

707
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,200
back

708
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,560
me who wanted to show you how different

709
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,000
a woman could be

710
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,920
tell me i wasn't as terrible as i know i

711
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,440
was

712
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,359
darling you were the worst i ever saw

713
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,359
oh dear

714
00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,599
oh dear oh dear

715
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:18,960
what can i say sorry is it nearly enough

716
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,920
i'm broken i'm in little bits

717
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,040
would you mind doing something about

718
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,160
putting me together again

719
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,000
listen

720
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,680
i want to say it all now and then never

721
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,200
say it anymore

722
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,880
i want to tell you that there will never

723
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,480
never be anything like last wednesday

724
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,839
ever again

725
00:38:37,839 --> 00:38:39,760
but we have as much too lovely ever to

726
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,320
cheap and i promise you i promise you i

727
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,400
won't ever be like

728
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,720
like anybody else

729
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,800
you couldn't be a kid

730
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,560
i don't think that always say it

731
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,960
sometimes it's so sweet to hear were you

732
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,880
hoping

733
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,880
for your size you talk an awful lot

734
00:39:07,359 --> 00:39:10,359
so

735
00:39:11,770 --> 00:39:20,960
[Music]

736
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,560
guess i'd rather be right this minute

737
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,000
more than anybody else in the world who

738
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000
me

739
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,520
there's that damn telephone isn't it

740
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,040
and wouldn't it be

741
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,599
let's not answer it let's let it ring no

742
00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:45,040
you mustn't

743
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,440
no it must be big and strong

744
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,040
anyway maybe it's somebody who just died

745
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,800
and left you 20 million dollars maybe it

746
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,560
isn't some other woman at all

747
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,160
what if it is what difference does it

748
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,040
make

749
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,800
see how sweet and reasonable i'm being

750
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,359
look at me being generous

751
00:39:59,359 --> 00:40:02,000
you can afford to be sweetheart

752
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,520
i know i can't

753
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,599
after all whoever she is she's miles

754
00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:07,119
away

755
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:10,760
i'm right here

756
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,079
yes

757
00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:18,160
hello

758
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:18,620
hello

759
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:20,079
[Music]

760
00:40:20,079 --> 00:40:21,920
except for my big toenail you're the

761
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,400
ugliest thing i've ever seen hello hey

762
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,220
operator

763
00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:27,280
[Music]

764
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,359
operator

765
00:40:29,359 --> 00:40:33,040
yes this is mr ogden

766
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,280
who

767
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,760
oh hello hello connie

768
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,560
how are you dear

769
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,149
[Music]

770
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,680
the only thing is i've got to go right

771
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,000
out uh so if you came into town now it

772
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,480
really wouldn't do

773
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,560
well do much keeping these people

774
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,359
waiting as it is

775
00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:58,000
why don't you wait connie and come into

776
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,640
town tomorrow sometime

777
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,000
well can't you tell me now

778
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
why of course i do anything in the world

779
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,760
if i could but i tell you i can't

780
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,760
tonight

781
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,720
no no no no no it isn't that at all

782
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:16,160
no it isn't anything like that

783
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,800
no no these these people are friends of

784
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,720
my sisters and

785
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,160
i've got to go out with them it's just

786
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,400
one of those things you got to do

787
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,599
look

788
00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:27,280
why don't you be a good girl and go to

789
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,119
bed early and that way you'll feel

790
00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:31,359
better tomorrow hmm

791
00:41:31,359 --> 00:41:32,839
will you do

792
00:41:32,839 --> 00:41:35,839
that what

793
00:41:35,839 --> 00:41:39,119
of course i do connie

794
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,720
well all right if you really want to but

795
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:45,280
i don't know what time i'll be home

796
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,760
of course i do connie

797
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,800
now you'll be a good girl won't you

798
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,440
bye dear

799
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,599
oh god

800
00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:06,960
how is dear mrs holt great quirking way

801
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,800
up at the top of her form i wasn't aware

802
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,720
that she had it for him she says she has

803
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,720
something she wants to tell me can't be

804
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,079
her age

805
00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:15,760
she says it's too hard to say over the

806
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,760
telephones well then it must be her age

807
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,960
she's afraid that it might sound like

808
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,470
her telephone number

809
00:42:20,470 --> 00:42:21,760
[Music]

810
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,520
about twice a week connie has something

811
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,280
she must tell you right away that you

812
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,000
couldn't possibly say over the telephone

813
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,800
usually it turns out she's found the

814
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,280
butler drinking again i see

815
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,440
poor little connie

816
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,839
for little connie darling why do we have

817
00:42:37,839 --> 00:42:40,160
to waste time talking about connie holt

818
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,319
couldn't we just be peaceful not while

819
00:42:42,319 --> 00:42:44,480
that cheby's prowls the streets is she

820
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,920
coming into town tonight well she was

821
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,359
but then she more or less said she

822
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,800
wouldn't

823
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,590
oh she will she will

824
00:42:52,590 --> 00:42:54,000
[Music]

825
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,440
hobie you don't really want to see that

826
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,119
old thing tonight do you

827
00:42:57,119 --> 00:43:00,800
do you because if you do

828
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,200
maybe you do

829
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,480
naturally if connie has something she

830
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,920
wants to tell you right away you want to

831
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,760
see her

832
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,440
look hobie you know you can see me

833
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,800
anytime you know it's not a bit

834
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,800
important seeing me tonight so why don't

835
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,800
you call her back right away

836
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,319
huh

837
00:43:16,319 --> 00:43:17,839
tell her to take the next train out it's

838
00:43:17,839 --> 00:43:19,520
faster than motoring and certainly safer

839
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,880
since i don't think her night vision is

840
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,280
all that good

841
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,599
you know she wears special glasses

842
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:26,880
so please

843
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,640
it's quite all right with me really do

844
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,520
it

845
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,119
oh kit

846
00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:32,960
you know damned well the last thing i

847
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,280
want is to see connie holt

848
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,760
you know i want to be with you

849
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,000
why do you work up all this i watched

850
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,319
you just sit here and deliberately talk

851
00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:44,480
yourself into a state starting right out

852
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,800
of nothing now what's the idea of that i

853
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,800
usually work myself into a state as you

854
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,480
call it on my feet but whoever is

855
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,480
responsible for this piece of

856
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,400
decor left me no option but to do it

857
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,920
sitting down oh good lord

858
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,599
what's the matter with women anyway

859
00:43:59,599 --> 00:44:02,640
please don't call me women

860
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,720
i'm sorry darling i didn't even use bad

861
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,720
words

862
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,400
i'm sorry obviously i spoke

863
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,000
ill-advisedly if i cause you some

864
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,599
distress please believe that it was my

865
00:44:13,599 --> 00:44:17,800
misfortune and not my intention

866
00:44:18,910 --> 00:44:23,599
[Music]

867
00:44:23,599 --> 00:44:24,960
now what would you have done if i'd

868
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,200
taken you up on your offer and called

869
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,960
back connie holt

870
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,800
i should have died

871
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,240
i only said it because i wanted to hear

872
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,480
you say it was me one to be with oh i

873
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,720
need to hear you say that hobie it's

874
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,200
what i live on darling kit

875
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,880
you ought to know all that without me

876
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,079
saying it

877
00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:44,000
it's this feeling you have to say things

878
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,680
that's what spoils everything yeah i'm

879
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:49,440
supposed to i suppose i know

880
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,000
well the so is i just get so mixed up i

881
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,680
didn't always need reassuring not at

882
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,160
first but things aren't well they aren't

883
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,680
the same now there just seemed to be so

884
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,960
many others

885
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,560
and how do you think it makes me feel to

886
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,160
sit there and hear you lie to connie

887
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,280
hold here you say that you need to go

888
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,720
out with friends of your sister why

889
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:05,920
can't you just say you have a date with

890
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,440
me are you ashamed of me hobby is that

891
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,119
it okay for heaven's sakes i don't know

892
00:45:09,119 --> 00:45:11,119
why i did it i did it before i even

893
00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:12,720
thought i did it well i guess i did it

894
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,319
instinctively i guess because it was the

895
00:45:14,319 --> 00:45:17,200
easiest thing to do

896
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,920
i suppose i'm just weak no

897
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,640
you weak

898
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,480
and is there any other news tonight i

899
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,920
know i am i know it's weak to do

900
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,560
anything in the world to avoid a scene

901
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,640
exactly what is connie holt to you and

902
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,000
you to her that she may make a scene if

903
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,200
she learned to have an engagement with

904
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,640
another woman

905
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,200
oh god

906
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,880
i told you i don't give a damn about

907
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,280
connie holt

908
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,280
she's nothing to me now will you for

909
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,560
god's sakes drop it she's nothing to you

910
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:47,680
i see

911
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,040
that would be of course why you call her

912
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,640
dear every other word

913
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,400
if i did i never knew i was saying it

914
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,400
good lord that doesn't mean anything

915
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,720
it's simply a form of

916
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,040
of nervousness i suppose

917
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,760
i mean why i call telephone operators

918
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,359
dear i'm sure you do

919
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,240
you stop

920
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,880
stop it

921
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,640
you just be sweet and loving

922
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,680
and stop fighting

923
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:29,119
to hell with mrs holt to hell with her

924
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:30,560
how do i know that the way you talk to

925
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,720
me about mrs holt isn't just the same

926
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,400
way you talk to her about me when i'm

927
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,520
not there oh how do i know that oh dear

928
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:43,200
sweet lord oh baby just please stop

929
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,960
stop it

930
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,400
can we just be sweet and peaceful

931
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,720
like this

932
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,800
thank you darling

933
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,200
if you only knew how much i hate your

934
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,000
lampshades

935
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,800
honestly

936
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,280
what's the matter with them

937
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,040
dearest if you don't know i couldn't

938
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,200
ever explain it to you

939
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,560
let's not talk just now

940
00:47:19,839 --> 00:47:23,400
try explaining

941
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,920
well among other things they are banal

942
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,680
inappropriate

943
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,240
and unbeautiful

944
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,680
but that should come as no surprise

945
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,480
given evie maynard's taste

946
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,000
you don't like the way she decorated the

947
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,240
apartment kid sweetheart i think it's

948
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:43,200
poisonous you know that

949
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,760
would you like to do it or

950
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,920
i should say not i'm the one who doesn't

951
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,920
want to decorate your apartment but if i

952
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,240
ever did the first thing i would do

953
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,079
would be to paint these walls putty

954
00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:56,240
color no no the first thing i would do

955
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,800
would be to tear away all of his chins

956
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:03,240
and i'd fling into the winds and then

957
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,440
i think your telephone is ringing

958
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,680
don't let me keep you from answering it

959
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:21,839
i really must go pat on my nose

960
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,040
what

961
00:48:58,319 --> 00:49:01,359
no that would be delightful

962
00:49:01,359 --> 00:49:03,839
why do

963
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,640
is there a livery stable around here

964
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,079
where they rent wild horses

965
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,920
because if there is i wish you'd call

966
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,280
them up and ask them to send over a

967
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,040
couple of teams

968
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,240
why

969
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,440
because i want to show you that they

970
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,200
couldn't drag me into asking who's on

971
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,839
the telephone

972
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,559
is this dry enough sweet because you

973
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:37,839
like them dry don't you what do you

974
00:49:37,839 --> 00:49:40,160
think

975
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,200
um

976
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,359
i can't stand it tell me

977
00:49:45,359 --> 00:49:47,200
all right i think it's a little too dry

978
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,440
obi who was that on the telephone

979
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,040
oh that

980
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,800
well that was a lady who shall remain

981
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,880
nameless but if she had one would it be

982
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,240
connie holt

983
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:57,920
no that was the funniest thing i'm

984
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,200
wanting to laugh

985
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,800
that was evie maynard just when we were

986
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,440
talking about her well well well and

987
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,280
isn't it a small world

988
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,960
and what's on her mind if i may so

989
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,599
flatter her is her butler drunk too

990
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:13,319
evie doesn't have a butler

991
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,480
no she's just dizzy same as usual she's

992
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,319
got a cocktail party at her apartment

993
00:50:20,319 --> 00:50:21,760
and they all want to go out on the town

994
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,960
that's all well luckily you were going

995
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,160
out with these friends of your sister

996
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,520
you were just going out the door when

997
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,520
she called i never told her any such

998
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,720
thing

999
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,400
i said i had a date that i'd been

1000
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,319
looking forward to all week did you

1001
00:50:32,319 --> 00:50:34,240
mention any names there's no reason why

1002
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,960
i should it's none of her affair

1003
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,319
any more than what she's doing or who

1004
00:50:38,319 --> 00:50:39,760
she's doing it with is any concern of

1005
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,040
mine

1006
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,400
i've hardly seen it since she did the

1007
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,920
apartment i don't care if i never see

1008
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,079
her again i'd rather i never saw her

1009
00:50:46,079 --> 00:50:48,240
again you obviously don't have to she

1010
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,480
left so much of herself behind

1011
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,480
what did she want she wanted to drop by

1012
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,240
for a cocktail she and a few of those

1013
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:56,160
interior decorator boys she has with her

1014
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,400
i told her absolutely

1015
00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,040
no

1016
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,960
you think that'll keep her away oh no

1017
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,960
she'll be here she and those carnivorous

1018
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,240
butterflies flutter around her

1019
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,800
now let's see they ought to arrive just

1020
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,040
about the time mrs holt has started over

1021
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,119
and decided to come into town all

1022
00:51:13,119 --> 00:51:16,640
bearing gifts of chintz

1023
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,720
well this is shaping up into a lovely

1024
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:21,040
evening isn't it great

1025
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,280
and if i may say so you're doing

1026
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,839
everything you can to make it harder you

1027
00:51:25,839 --> 00:51:27,520
little sweet

1028
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,079
why are you being so nasty kit

1029
00:51:30,079 --> 00:51:32,480
i know it's horrible but

1030
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,720
it's while i do it in self-defense if i

1031
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,400
didn't say all those nasty things i'd

1032
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,000
cry

1033
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,200
please cry i'm afraid to cry it would

1034
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,280
take so long to stop

1035
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,839
all those awful women

1036
00:51:45,839 --> 00:51:47,839
if they were fine if they were sweet and

1037
00:51:47,839 --> 00:51:49,760
gentle and intelligent maybe i shouldn't

1038
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,160
mind

1039
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,240
maybe i should i don't know i don't know

1040
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,000
much of anything anymore my mind goes

1041
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,240
round and around

1042
00:51:58,240 --> 00:51:59,760
i thought that what we had was so

1043
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:00,880
different

1044
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:01,760
well

1045
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,680
it wasn't

1046
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,520
you know hobie i used to come first i

1047
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:06,480
did

1048
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,000
i did you did and you do

1049
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,520
and i always will

1050
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,559
and you always will

1051
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,200
hobie

1052
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:21,440
just please be sweet again kit

1053
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,880
like this darling

1054
00:52:25,599 --> 00:52:29,240
like this child

1055
00:52:29,310 --> 00:52:32,460
[Music]

1056
00:52:41,119 --> 00:52:42,960
you know this is my fault

1057
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,520
i did this it was me

1058
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,359
i was the one who said let's meet here

1059
00:52:47,359 --> 00:52:49,119
instead of at my house i said it would

1060
00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:50,720
be quieter

1061
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,559
yes i said that

1062
00:52:52,559 --> 00:52:54,000
it was me

1063
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,480
i give you my word that damn thing

1064
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,800
hasn't rung in a week well it was lucky

1065
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,240
for me that i was here the last time it

1066
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,319
did wasn't it i am known as little miss

1067
00:53:02,319 --> 00:53:03,839
horseshoes well

1068
00:53:03,839 --> 00:53:05,599
oh for god's sake just answer it hobie

1069
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:08,160
it's driving me crazy i hope to god it's

1070
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:09,680
the wrong number

1071
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:10,960
hello

1072
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,440
yes

1073
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,880
oh hello there how are you dear

1074
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,559
how did you

1075
00:53:18,559 --> 00:53:21,200
ah that's too bad

1076
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,960
why you see i was out with some friends

1077
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,040
of mine

1078
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,760
i was out till quite late

1079
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,119
oh that's too bad you waited up all

1080
00:53:33,119 --> 00:53:35,040
their time

1081
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,720
no i did not say that margo i said i'd

1082
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,880
come if i possibly could

1083
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,640
that's exactly what i said

1084
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,240
i did so well then you misunderstood me

1085
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:46,640
well you must have

1086
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,000
now there's no need to be unreasonable

1087
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,839
out of margot

1088
00:53:49,839 --> 00:53:51,839
it was a misunderstanding that's all i'm

1089
00:53:51,839 --> 00:53:54,160
terribly

1090
00:53:54,839 --> 00:53:58,079
sorry why i can't an idea

1091
00:53:58,079 --> 00:53:59,119
because i

1092
00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:00,800
can't

1093
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,079
because i have a date i've had for a

1094
00:54:02,079 --> 00:54:03,599
long time

1095
00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:04,720
yes

1096
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,880
oh no please margo

1097
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,960
margo please don't

1098
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,640
now don't do that margo i tell you i

1099
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,800
won't be in

1100
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,240
all right come ahead if you wish but i

1101
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,880
won't be here

1102
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,960
listen i can't talk to you when you're

1103
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,760
like this i'll call you tomorrow dear

1104
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,520
look i've got to run uh bye

1105
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,839
bye

1106
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,240
how about another cocktail sweet

1107
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,800
don't you think we ought

1108
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,119
what's all this about i'm so sorry but i

1109
00:54:35,119 --> 00:54:38,240
truly must go home

1110
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,240
oh really

1111
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,079
may i ask why

1112
00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:43,599
so sweet of you to be interested thank

1113
00:54:43,599 --> 00:54:44,799
you very much

1114
00:54:44,799 --> 00:54:46,079
well it just so happens that i can't

1115
00:54:46,079 --> 00:54:48,160
stand any more of this

1116
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,720
spare me the insult

1117
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,880
there is somewhere i think some proverb

1118
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,119
about a worm's eventually turning it's

1119
00:54:55,119 --> 00:54:56,880
doubtless from the arabic they so often

1120
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:57,839
are

1121
00:54:57,839 --> 00:54:59,440
well good night hopey and thank you for

1122
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,640
those delicious cocktails they've

1123
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,119
cheered me up wonderfully ah listen

1124
00:55:03,119 --> 00:55:04,240
please

1125
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:07,839
don't do this kid please don't darling

1126
00:55:07,839 --> 00:55:08,960
please

1127
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,319
this is just the way you were last

1128
00:55:10,319 --> 00:55:11,359
wednesday

1129
00:55:11,359 --> 00:55:12,640
i'm so sorry yes there's a little

1130
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,480
respect for tradition now give me back

1131
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,680
my hand i'd like to leave nothing behind

1132
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,000
good night hobie and good luck always

1133
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,200
all right kid

1134
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,880
if this is what you want to do

1135
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,440
want to do it's nothing i want i just

1136
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,720
thought it'd be rather easier for you if

1137
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:32,640
you could be alone with your telephone

1138
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,400
my lord do you think i want to talk to

1139
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,480
those fools what can i do take the

1140
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,920
receiver off is that what you want me to

1141
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,559
do why not it's a good trick of yours

1142
00:55:40,559 --> 00:55:41,920
isn't that what you did last wednesday

1143
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,359
when this full tried calling you after

1144
00:55:43,359 --> 00:55:44,799
she'd gone home and was in agony all

1145
00:55:44,799 --> 00:55:47,200
night i did not the operator must have

1146
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,799
been calling up the wrong number i was

1147
00:55:48,799 --> 00:55:50,880
alone here all night

1148
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,040
so you said

1149
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,760
i don't lie to you kid

1150
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,359
that is the most outrageous lie you've

1151
00:55:57,359 --> 00:55:58,960
ever told me

1152
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,960
good night hobie

1153
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,839
good all right kid

1154
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,799
i'm sorry it must end like this

1155
00:56:08,799 --> 00:56:12,040
good night

1156
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,160
it does seem too bad doesn't it oh kids

1157
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,000
can't you understand

1158
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,920
you always used to

1159
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,799
don't you know how i am

1160
00:56:26,799 --> 00:56:30,640
but don't do this kid please

1161
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,799
plea please just take these things off

1162
00:56:32,799 --> 00:56:34,640
and come and sit down

1163
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:35,839
sit down

1164
00:56:35,839 --> 00:56:37,520
and wait for the ladies to gather

1165
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,839
they're not coming how do you know

1166
00:56:39,839 --> 00:56:41,359
they've come before haven't they how do

1167
00:56:41,359 --> 00:56:42,880
you know they won't come tonight i don't

1168
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,079
know i don't know what the hell they'll

1169
00:56:44,079 --> 00:56:45,599
do i don't know what the hell you'll do

1170
00:56:45,599 --> 00:56:47,520
anymore and i thought you were different

1171
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,440
oh

1172
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,920
darling i was different

1173
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,359
just so long as you thought i was

1174
00:56:53,359 --> 00:56:55,200
different

1175
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,760
isn't that sad oh kid

1176
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,200
kid darling

1177
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,160
just come and be the way we were

1178
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,880
come and sit and be sweet

1179
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,280
and peaceful

1180
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,200
and later on we can go to some quiet

1181
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,720
place and have dinner

1182
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,440
and we'll talk all right

1183
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,280
will you

1184
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,720
well if you think i think

1185
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,920
just go answer it you damn

1186
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,280
damn

1187
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,880
damn

1188
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,839
stallion

1189
00:57:29,230 --> 00:57:34,940
[Music]

1190
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,720
hello

1191
00:57:39,119 --> 00:57:40,680
oh yes hello

1192
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,640
[Music]

1193
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,799
of course everyone

1194
00:57:44,799 --> 00:57:48,720
i do too remember you we met it what

1195
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,079
no i have nothing going on enough why

1196
00:57:52,079 --> 00:57:54,400
well we can meet wherever you wish what

1197
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,640
time

1198
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,400
well we could meet here but

1199
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,799
no no no that would be lovely i tell you

1200
00:58:00,799 --> 00:58:02,160
what you do

1201
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,720
ring the bell too long and three short

1202
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,040
no i tell you what ring the bell three

1203
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,359
long and too short

1204
00:58:09,359 --> 00:58:10,640
what

1205
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,559
oh no it's not anything like that it's

1206
00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:13,520
just a

1207
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,160
business acquaintance might drop by and

1208
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:19,520
we don't want any such intruder

1209
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,559
do we

1210
00:58:22,559 --> 00:58:24,400
well i look forward to a lovely evening

1211
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,200
of sweetness and peace

1212
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,200
bye

1213
00:58:33,630 --> 00:58:59,949
[Music]

1214
00:59:02,670 --> 00:59:06,559
[Music]

1215
00:59:06,559 --> 00:59:07,890
be

1216
00:59:07,890 --> 01:00:01,660
[Music]

1217
01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:30,310
[Music]

1218
01:00:30,310 --> 01:00:33,389
[Applause]

1219
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,640
madrid

1220
01:00:55,599 --> 01:00:57,839
oh yeah

1221
01:01:03,790 --> 01:01:06,880
[Music]

1222
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,480
on march 31st

1223
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,000
mailed your registered letter and

1224
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,079
closing signed contract

1225
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:23,599
book of stories

1226
01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:26,559
and requesting money then do me as

1227
01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:30,000
advance on royalties stop

1228
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,559
this money to date

1229
01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:35,040
not received stop

1230
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,160
please

1231
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,640
please please repeat

1232
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,960
please

1233
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,599
send to guaranty trust of new york

1234
01:01:49,599 --> 01:01:52,880
number four numero cuatro

1235
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,960
place de la concorde

1236
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:59,640
paris france stock

1237
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,349
[Music]

1238
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,799
regard the status

1239
01:02:18,799 --> 01:02:21,799
d d-a-v-i-s

1240
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,240
okay

1241
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,799
you want to read that back

1242
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:13,200
sorry oil date line deadline the ead

1243
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:17,039
sorry over that line but situation

1244
01:03:17,039 --> 01:03:18,720
barcelona more

1245
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,760
complicated complicated complicado

1246
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:26,520
fine forget it i mean uh send it

1247
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,240
you feel better

1248
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,680
i feel fine

1249
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,520
there's nothing wrong with me i feel

1250
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,520
fine

1251
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,200
you want to have a beer

1252
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,359
um sure

1253
01:03:51,359 --> 01:03:55,079
it does survey says

1254
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,599
remember that house in lagav renee and

1255
01:04:01,599 --> 01:04:03,359
we had a curtain like that on the

1256
01:04:03,359 --> 01:04:06,079
kitchen door only it was ribbons colored

1257
01:04:06,079 --> 01:04:07,760
ribbons

1258
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,240
and i wanted to just stay there every

1259
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,240
place we've ever been you wanted to just

1260
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,319
stay there

1261
01:04:14,319 --> 01:04:16,640
well you never wanted to stay anywhere i

1262
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,880
would want to stay

1263
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,839
somewhere with water

1264
01:04:21,839 --> 01:04:23,680
not a pond like back there but running

1265
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,680
water

1266
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,480
good big trout stream

1267
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:30,480
nobody else was allowed to fish it

1268
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,079
in two houses one where i would have my

1269
01:04:32,079 --> 01:04:34,160
children and my wife

1270
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:35,520
and the other where i would have my nine

1271
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,280
beautiful mistresses

1272
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,960
which house would i live in well i have

1273
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,039
to have a third house for you

1274
01:04:41,039 --> 01:04:43,920
a rich girl's house

1275
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,280
and when i drove on the road from one to

1276
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,039
the other i would toss coins to all my

1277
01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:48,799
illegitimate children you wouldn't have

1278
01:04:48,799 --> 01:04:52,200
any children

1279
01:05:00,319 --> 01:05:03,799
there goes that

1280
01:05:08,319 --> 01:05:12,680
the hills look like white elephants

1281
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,400
i've never seen a white elephant

1282
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,200
no you wouldn't have

1283
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,640
now wait a minute just because you say i

1284
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,599
wouldn't have what the hell is that

1285
01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:33,599
supposed to mean nothing they don't

1286
01:05:33,599 --> 01:05:34,880
exist

1287
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,359
they're imaginary imaginary white

1288
01:05:37,359 --> 01:05:38,640
elephants

1289
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:42,400
useless eyes that's not necessary

1290
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,280
anise del toro

1291
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,559
it's a drink

1292
01:05:50,559 --> 01:05:52,559
can we try it

1293
01:05:52,559 --> 01:05:56,000
any still total perfect war uno

1294
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,760
i don't know is it good with water it's

1295
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,000
all right

1296
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:05,079
i bet it tastes like licorice

1297
01:06:06,319 --> 01:06:09,440
how do you know you've never had it

1298
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,960
everything tastes like licorice

1299
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,520
especially everything you've waited for

1300
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:16,839
like absinthe or

1301
01:06:16,839 --> 01:06:21,200
paris or sex i've had that cut it out

1302
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,280
you started it i was being amused i was

1303
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,280
having a fine time all right let's try

1304
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:28,000
and have a fine time i was trying i said

1305
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,760
that the mountains look like white

1306
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,200
elephants

1307
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,960
aren't you always telling me to really

1308
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:34,640
look at things wasn't that wasn't i

1309
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,559
really looking wasn't that bright very

1310
01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:37,680
bright

1311
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,599
and then i want to try this new drink

1312
01:06:39,599 --> 01:06:41,839
isn't that what we do

1313
01:06:41,839 --> 01:06:44,000
you know we we

1314
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,400
try new drinks and really look at things

1315
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,760
and try new drinks i guess so

1316
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,160
no

1317
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:05,440
that's not exactly all we do

1318
01:07:05,599 --> 01:07:08,319
i do something else

1319
01:07:08,319 --> 01:07:10,799
i also write it down i look at something

1320
01:07:10,799 --> 01:07:12,640
and then i think about it and then i

1321
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,160
write down what i think that's what i do

1322
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,839
it for i don't know what you do it for

1323
01:07:15,839 --> 01:07:18,799
but that's what i do it for

1324
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:29,839
just said the hills

1325
01:07:30,559 --> 01:07:32,079
they don't really look like white

1326
01:07:32,079 --> 01:07:34,400
elephants i mean which you've never seen

1327
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,640
and i've never seen i just meant

1328
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:40,760
the coloring through the trees

1329
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:57,319
it tastes like licorice

1330
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,599
i love the taste of licorice i love all

1331
01:07:59,599 --> 01:08:03,640
the things it tastes like

1332
01:08:15,839 --> 01:08:19,679
it's really a very simple operation hash

1333
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,679
i'll go with you and i'll stay with you

1334
01:08:21,679 --> 01:08:24,920
all the time

1335
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:28,080
it's just to let the air in

1336
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,319
it's not really an operation at all

1337
01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:32,479
they put a knife in you i think that you

1338
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,479
call that an operation they just let the

1339
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:36,319
air in and then it's all

1340
01:08:36,319 --> 01:08:38,719
just perfectly natural

1341
01:08:38,719 --> 01:08:40,319
air

1342
01:08:40,319 --> 01:08:42,560
everything has another name it's not

1343
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,120
licorice it's a nice del toro it's not a

1344
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,640
baby it's

1345
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,640
tissue

1346
01:08:55,759 --> 01:08:58,480
i'm sorry

1347
01:09:01,839 --> 01:09:04,158
what do we do afterward we'll be fine

1348
01:09:04,158 --> 01:09:07,040
afterward just like we were before

1349
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,960
what makes you think so

1350
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:12,239
it's the reason we're unhappy

1351
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,120
and if i do it we'll be fine and you'll

1352
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,719
be happy

1353
01:09:16,719 --> 01:09:20,199
i know we will

1354
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:25,359
when we had that house at the garnet i

1355
01:09:25,359 --> 01:09:27,520
thought that we'd always hang colored

1356
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:31,040
ribbons at our kitchen door

1357
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:32,839
very

1358
01:09:32,839 --> 01:09:34,799
domestic

1359
01:09:34,799 --> 01:09:37,600
very cozy

1360
01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:39,600
you can have this kitchen door when

1361
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,159
we're old

1362
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,839
we'll go and we'll live in lake forest

1363
01:09:45,839 --> 01:09:48,080
get a kitchen get a door get the colored

1364
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,000
ribbons

1365
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,600
knock em dead in lake forest all these

1366
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:54,239
colored ribbons

1367
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:59,280
look ash

1368
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,120
you don't have to be afraid i know lots

1369
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:02,960
of people that have done it

1370
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,360
so i'm sorry and afterwards they were

1371
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:08,400
all so happy

1372
01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:17,320
why do you always wear that hat

1373
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,120
what's wrong with this hat

1374
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:22,239
it's a writer's hat

1375
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:23,679
i'm a writer

1376
01:10:23,679 --> 01:10:25,920
all right i almost forgot

1377
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,600
writers don't have kitchen doors they

1378
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:28,960
have hats

1379
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:30,560
and any place they hang their hat is

1380
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,719
home sweet home to them

1381
01:10:32,719 --> 01:10:34,159
you've got to realize i don't want you

1382
01:10:34,159 --> 01:10:37,280
to do this if you don't want to

1383
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,440
but if i do it you'll be happy and

1384
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:41,040
things will be like they were and you'll

1385
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,280
love me i love you now you know i love

1386
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,640
you

1387
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,719
but if i do it it'll be nice again if i

1388
01:10:46,719 --> 01:10:48,560
say things are like white elephants you

1389
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:50,719
like it i'll love it i love it now but i

1390
01:10:50,719 --> 01:10:52,239
just can't think about it you know how i

1391
01:10:52,239 --> 01:10:55,640
get when i worry

1392
01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:10,409
[Music]

1393
01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:19,610
[Music]

1394
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:30,640
you know how to cure olives to you

1395
01:11:30,719 --> 01:11:32,880
no

1396
01:11:33,679 --> 01:11:36,320
i learned how in santa barbara

1397
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:38,239
i guess it's just something that rich

1398
01:11:38,239 --> 01:11:42,560
girls get taught how to do like tennis

1399
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:46,080
which is why you don't i told you before

1400
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,060
i don't want it but you already do

1401
01:11:48,060 --> 01:11:49,440
[Music]

1402
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:51,040
you do use

1403
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,480
we use it

1404
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:55,840
so it's not money

1405
01:11:56,159 --> 01:11:58,880
listen if i do it

1406
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:02,880
do you promise you won't worry anymore

1407
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:07,880
i promise it will be perfectly simple

1408
01:12:08,159 --> 01:12:10,960
i'll do it

1409
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:20,880
because i don't care about me

1410
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:23,040
what is that supposed to mean

1411
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:26,560
i don't care about me

1412
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,360
i care about you

1413
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:32,000
but i don't

1414
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,440
so i'll do it and everything will be

1415
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:34,880
fine

1416
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:37,600
there now that's decided

1417
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,560
let's go for a walk

1418
01:12:42,719 --> 01:12:44,320
hash the train

1419
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:48,760
you think we won't notice it coming

1420
01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:53,760
you know what i like to do when this is

1421
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,000
over

1422
01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,199
i told you you can't eat them they have

1423
01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:01,120
to be cured

1424
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,280
what is it you'd like to do when this is

1425
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,280
over i'd like to

1426
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,920
walk over the past down into italy

1427
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,679
we could go to venice

1428
01:13:09,679 --> 01:13:12,800
get in a little romantic party

1429
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:15,120
we could go to apollo

1430
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:16,960
remember the day that we ate the mussels

1431
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,480
in there

1432
01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:20,320
and that french waitress the one that we

1433
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:21,440
called

1434
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,800
yvonne

1435
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:25,600
the horrible horrible one

1436
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,120
yeah

1437
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:30,719
we could go back to rapala or cortina

1438
01:13:30,719 --> 01:13:32,320
not cortina that's where i lost the

1439
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,560
manuscript on the train and you made a

1440
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,719
scene at the station because the station

1441
01:13:36,719 --> 01:13:38,560
master wouldn't stop it this is my

1442
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:40,320
manuscript that might not be important

1443
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,159
to you and you'd left a copy of it at

1444
01:13:42,159 --> 01:13:44,239
the concierge with the ritz

1445
01:13:44,239 --> 01:13:45,920
you always leave that part of the story

1446
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:48,159
out

1447
01:13:54,239 --> 01:13:56,719
going back isn't ever any good i'm

1448
01:13:56,719 --> 01:13:58,880
talking about we could have had

1449
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:00,400
everything

1450
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,719
and every day we make it more impossible

1451
01:14:02,719 --> 01:14:04,560
we can have everything

1452
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:06,719
no we can't we can have the whole world

1453
01:14:06,719 --> 01:14:08,640
it isn't ours anymore

1454
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,400
and once they take it away you never get

1455
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,080
it back

1456
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,760
don't feel that way

1457
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:18,159
i don't feel any way i just know things

1458
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:24,679
somebody's taking our table

1459
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:34,640
as far as i know i have only one life to

1460
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,400
live

1461
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:37,760
and by god i'm gonna live it where it

1462
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,760
interests me i have no romantic feeling

1463
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:40,719
about

1464
01:14:40,719 --> 01:14:44,640
home or family or any other baggage

1465
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:46,880
but if this means so much to you then

1466
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:49,440
don't do it i don't want you to do it

1467
01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:51,120
i am perfectly willing to go through

1468
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:52,560
with this whole thing if it means so

1469
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,960
much to you

1470
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,360
could we go down now and and have

1471
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:06,960
another beer

1472
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,600
and could we maybe stop talking i just

1473
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,360
don't want you don't want anything to

1474
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:12,719
change

1475
01:15:12,719 --> 01:15:14,800
but things do change

1476
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,480
or they die

1477
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:19,600
i don't want anybody but you

1478
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:22,840
and i know it's this perfectly simple

1479
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:26,560
thing yeah you would know that

1480
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,920
no what

1481
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,080
know that it's this perfectly simple

1482
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:32,960
thing it's all right for you to say that

1483
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:35,840
but i do know it

1484
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,840
would you do something for me now

1485
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:43,520
i would do anything for you

1486
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:46,239
could we please please please please

1487
01:15:46,239 --> 01:15:48,880
please stop talking

1488
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:53,640
if you don't want to i'll i'll scream

1489
01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:25,360
if you want to live where it interests

1490
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,040
you maybe you should get interested in

1491
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,600
speaking the language

1492
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:31,120
it's okay

1493
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,480
it's settling i don't want you to do it

1494
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:34,560
i don't care anything about it i will

1495
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:37,560
scream

1496
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,960
cyprus

1497
01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:08,320
they weren't gonna let you on the boat

1498
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:09,600
because you didn't have the right stamp

1499
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:13,440
on your passport it's all gone

1500
01:17:14,159 --> 01:17:16,480
not gone at all i wrote about it

1501
01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:17,840
except it wasn't exactly you and the

1502
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:20,800
story never exactly me and the story

1503
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,400
won't be exactly me in the story that

1504
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:23,679
you're right about this i don't want to

1505
01:17:23,679 --> 01:17:26,640
write a story about this

1506
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:30,719
but you will

1507
01:17:30,719 --> 01:17:32,719
and in this story there will be a man

1508
01:17:32,719 --> 01:17:34,159
someone like you

1509
01:17:34,159 --> 01:17:37,120
and the woman who's not exactly me

1510
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,640
and the woman will be sitting here and

1511
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,400
the man will be standing there and the

1512
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,960
train will be coming and she'll stand up

1513
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:45,440
and they'll get on the train

1514
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:46,719
and they'll both know that it's not

1515
01:17:46,719 --> 01:17:48,320
going to make any difference whether she

1516
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,960
does it or she doesn't do it stop it

1517
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:53,040
and i'll be wherever i am and i'll read

1518
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,520
this story by you you'll be where i am

1519
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:57,360
and i'll put it down and i won't show it

1520
01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:59,199
to whoever i'm with

1521
01:17:59,199 --> 01:18:00,800
you'll be with me

1522
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,640
then all day long i'll be remembering

1523
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,960
this day and the day in rapala when we

1524
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:06,560
ate the mussels

1525
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:08,239
and even the day in cortina when the

1526
01:18:08,239 --> 01:18:10,800
station master wouldn't stop the train

1527
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:13,280
and a certain day in the garfreney and a

1528
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:16,480
certain day and when they passed

1529
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:20,320
we had all those days didn't we

1530
01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:21,840
we did

1531
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:25,880
we had the whole world

1532
01:18:28,239 --> 01:18:31,280
it's perfectly simple

1533
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:32,640
whatever you want to do it's going to be

1534
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:36,000
perfectly simple and afterwards we'll be

1535
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,920
perfectly happy

1536
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,920
exactly

1537
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:46,120
perfectly perfectly perfectly happy

1538
01:19:08,030 --> 01:19:36,819
[Music]

1539
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:43,800
so

1540
01:19:44,020 --> 01:19:53,509
[Music]

1541
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,360
so

1542
01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:09,679
[Music]

1543
01:20:09,679 --> 01:20:12,679
so

1544
01:20:22,719 --> 01:20:25,010
so

1545
01:20:25,010 --> 01:21:24,699
[Music]

1546
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:30,960
ah

1547
01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:58,169
[Music]

1548
01:22:01,820 --> 01:22:32,560
[Music]

1549
01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:39,670
[Music]

1550
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:44,960
you